Category Archives: Life
Our Nocturnal Friends
When we moved in to this house three years ago we made the ominous discovery of a box of mouse poison under the sink. However, we’ve never had a problem in all that time until a week ago, when we … Continue reading
The Undiluted Truth
These social networking sites can be very cruel. I just registered my details on ShareMyPlaylists.com and then immediately went to my profile. There, it unceremoniously availed me of the following hard, motherfucking facts of life: Ian Macdonald doesn’t have any … Continue reading
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Stone Free
An onerous night. Little sleep. Pain: acute; shifting, aching, throbbing. Can’t sit up: hurts too much. Must lie down: momentary relief. Now lying hurts: must sit up. Walk around: bad idea. Try to shit: pressure on the old chocolate sphincter … Continue reading
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Child Number 3, Take 2
It’s been quite some time since I posted anything here. “Why is that?” you don’t ask. Well, it’s no secret that I’m a fervent critic of Facebook and its reduction of human interaction to an endless stream of subatomic banality, … Continue reading
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