About

Who are we, anyway?

He: A short-tempered, atheistic curmudgeon with an interest in technology in general and computing in particular. A free software stalwart, he champions open standards and system transparency.

Opinionated and politically aware, he loathes the myopia of US foreign policy and its destabilising global influence, and the EU and its takeover of the sovereign state. He applauds Brexit and hopes that Nexit will follow.

He used to work at Google, amongst other places, but no longer has to.

She: Shy and retiring, but with a vocabulary that would make a soldier blush. Clubbed over the head and dragged back to His lair, she had little choice but to succumb to his will and bear His children.

They: Too young and unspoiled to care about any of this.