Fat Bastard

I’m a fat bastard. There’s just no denying it. Why would I even bother to try?

I lost a fair bit of weight after leaving the USA, but I’ve put it all back on again. No longer can I blame Google’s double-dipped chocolate malt balls (that’s whopping great Maltesers, if you didn’t know), whose close proximity to my office and completely free nature (apart from the obvious cost to my waistline) turned me into a helpless slave to the kitchen sugar snack bins.

Digression: why did (does?) Google stock sugary snacks on the first floor, where the engineers worked, but healthy snacks downstairs, where the non-technical people worked? Was it a cynical ploy to increase the productivity of the already fevered geek brains?

All I know is that I must have eaten my weight in M&Ms and malt balls while I worked for Google.

Anyway, as I said, my current lifestyle is just as sedentary as it was in the US. In fact, it’s worse, because I don’t even have to bike to work any more. And I’m getting older, so the weight is becoming harder to shift.

Google also had a gym, where I used to work out, but I’m too lazy to sign up for a local gym here. Well, the signing up isn’t the problem; it’s dragging yourself out of the house when you really don’t feel like it. Consequently, I find myself in a nasty catch 22 situation: too lazy to go to the gym, which means I don’t exercise enough, which makes me indolent and with too little energy.

Since I’m not yet so lazy that I won’t go upstairs, the solution is to bring the mountain to Mohammed or, in this case, the gym to the house. In other words, I’m going to put a piece of gym equipment in the room next to our bedroom.

Specifically, I’ve ordered a Tunturi C85 crosstrainer. It should be delivered and assembled on Friday, at which point — assuming no other deliveries on Friday! — I’ll be able to start working out on it.

I’m actually looking forward to it, as it has enough gadgetry to keep me amused whilst using it. Most gym equipment is terribly boring to use if you have no distractions. It will be interesting to see, for example, if the T-Road feature (basically a video of a road or path along which you progress by exercising) is a novelty that soon becomes tiresome, or whether it can hold one’s interest over a prolonged period.

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Crossing T’s And Dotting I’s

We’ve now rolled past the 37th week of pregnancy, which means that Eloïse’s imminent sibling is now medically considered full-term. In simple terms, if Sarah went into labour right now, midwifery protocols would allow a midwife to assist us with an attempted home birth. Naturally, a home birth is our strong preference, so this is a pleasing milestone to have reached.

Work on the garden overhaul is in full swing and has been for more than a week. It currently looks as if a rather large bomb has been dropped on it. Over the last few days, multiple skips full of soil and gravel have been hauled away, hedges have been moved around, holes have been dug and a tree has been shifted from one side of the garden to the other.

It’s hard to imagine at this stage what the finished article will look like, but it’s pleasing that work is finally under way. We’ve been discussing a garden overhaul since we moved into our previous house, so it feels as if it’s been stalled for a long time. Our current house’s garden was perhaps our greatest concern when deciding whether or not to purchase the property, so I’m glad that this feature is now being improved.

This is a fairly large-scale project and will take at least another week or so to complete. We’re excited at the prospect of having the new garden ready for the spring. We hope Eloïse is going to enjoy playing out there, and we plan to spend our fair share of time out there, too, once warmer weather arrives.

It’s the little preparations for the impending birth that bring home the inexorable truth of what is about to happen.

Earlier this week, I fitted the new EasyFix car-seat base on the back seat of the car. Even now, it’s still amazing to think that a new baby will be sat there in just a few weeks. That’ll provide some good in-car entertainment for Eloïse, as the new baby’s seat will, of course, face backwards. On the other hand, we rarely use the car, so it probably won’t be until our next driving holiday that we reap the benefit of the children keeping each other amused.

The Bugaboo Cameleon’s fleece upholstery has been washed and is looking almost as good as new again. Sarah has reassembled the carry cot, which has been unused since Eloïse graduated to the seat, and I have fitted a new riding board. With this addition, Eloïse can ride along at the back of the pram while one of us pushes it. I think she’s going to like that.

Thuiszorg delivered a bedpan to our door at the start of the week. That’s needed for the labour process, just in case Sarah needs to dump a load in the bed during all of the huffing and puffing. It’s great that you can borrow these things for free and then return them when you’ve finished with them.

I finally got my arse in gear today and did a dry-run of setting up the delivery pool in the bathroom. It was much easier to set up than the pool we used during the birth of Eloïse. The pool has an inflatable base, plus three inflatable wall chambers. The multiple chamber construction makes it much sturdier, so that it can be leant on and support a lot of weight during labour.

There’s even an inflatable seat built into the pool and handles around the edge. Personally, I think we’re going to get a lot more benefit from this pool than from the one we used in Mountain View. We have an air pump for inflating it, plus a water pump for emptying it of water. A length of hose will be connected to the shower in order to fill the pool. We even have an aquarium scoop for removing any, err, detritus that accumulates along the way.

At this point, we’re fairly well prepared for the manifestation of the new bairn. All of the materials to be used during the labour and birth are ready, as, indeed, are the items for the start of life: nappies, clothes, etc.

It’s just a matter of time now and enjoying our last few weeks (or days, if fate would have it) as a threesome.

Birth pool.

Birth pool.

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Feed Formatting Fixed

It has been brought to my attention that the Atom feed for this site was very poorly formatted. If you read my twaddle using this feed, you’ll be pleased to know that the problem has now been fixed.

I’ve also added an RSS 2.0 feed feed, should anyone prefer or need that.

Update: This site no longer uses Movable Type, so there’s a new URL for the RSS 2.0 feed. An Atom feed is no longer offered.

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Back Home

It was a long drive from Göteborg to Hamburg, 614 km to be precise. A good portion of that was spent just driving south in Sweden.

Eloïse pretty much slept through the whole of Denmark. She dropped off as we came over the Øresundsbron and awoke as I was purchasing the ferry ticket at the port in Rødby.

This time, our arrival at the port was perfectly timed and the ferry departed a couple of minutes after we drove aboard. Again, the crossing offered just enough time for some quick duty-free shopping, a light meal and some time for Eloïse on the slide.

On the other side, a frustrating lorry-laden single lane road led away from the port at Puttgarden before finally opening up into a nice, unrestricted stretch of autobahn. The world passes by very quickly at 200 km and nicely elevates your average speed for the day.

We were glad to arrive in Hamburg, where we checked into our final hotel and relaxed for a while. In the evening, we found delicious galettes at Ti Breizh. Highly recommended if you find yourself in the area.

This morning, we looked around Hamburg’s city centre, grabbed some breakfast and then drove the 466 km from Hamburg to Amsterdam. Again, the unrestricted stretches of the autobahn allowed me to enjoy what our car is capable of, but they were few and far between.

Upon arrival in The Netherlands, it was raining lightly. The rain intensified the further we travelled west and it was absolutely pouring down by the time we reached Amsterdam.

Looking back, we had a tremendously successful holiday. Although the time of year was perhaps not the best for visiting even southern Scandinavia, the weather that we had was generally good. It was cold and there wasn’t a lot of sunshine, but it mercifully remained dry for the majority of our stay.

Copenhagen, in hindsight, was a disappointment. I had expected it to be a much more attractive city and feel very distinctive. It was saved by its excellent café culture, but I still can’t help but feel somewhat disappointed.

Stockholm, on the other hand, was the surprise hit. I would go as far as to call it a well-kept European secret. You never hear anyone rave about the place and, having been there, it’s a mystery to me why.

Göteborg was somewhere in the middle in terms of its appeal. Our stay was short, though, so it warrants a return trip.

We’ve already started discussing ideas for our summer holiday, by which point there will be four of us. The birth is just a few weeks away now, so I suppose I should do the travel research sooner rather than later.

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Leaving So Soon

It seems as if we’ve only just arrived here; and, really, that’s quite accurate.

We walked our feet off today. I’m almost glad tomorrow is a driving day.

Göteborg is a bit of a mixed bag. It’s a very vibrant city; a very young city. That stems from the large university population.

It’s not what I would call beautiful, but there are areas with definite charm, such as Haga and, a little further on, Linné. It’s vaguely reminiscent of Amsterdam, but has failed to protect its historic areas and is not nearly as charming.

Eloïse and the unborn did well today, with several purchases at the two Villervalla shops in Haga. Scandinavian children’s clothes are so appealing, as, indeed, is so much of Scandinavia.

Also purchased today was a pot of organic lingonberry jam. When in Rome, etc.

Anyway, it’s a long haul to Hamburg tomorrow, so it’s time to go horizontal for a few hours.

Eloïse today started complaining about “too many hotels”, so she, for one, is ready to head home.

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