Irony

After an entry on sarcasm, here’s one on irony.

The Google adverts down the right-hand side of this page are now proudly trying to encourage you, the humble blog reader, to depart this site in favour of those extolling the virtues of the Republican cause. That’s right: all my railing against Bush has convinced Google that I must be a big fan of this intellectual midget. Now, that’s irony!

One of the adverts, however, is simply too crass to pass up. If you thought the next American election would be fought on foreign policy, taxation or something similarly banal, think again. The real action is on the dining room table, where condiments are the new weapons of mass distraction.

I hope you care as much as I do about which way your ketchup will vote.

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A legend passes away

Thanks to Jo for letting me know that John Peel died today.

This is a very sad day for music lovers everywhere. John’s commitment to exposing new talent and filling the massive gap left by mainstream radio resulted in the unearthing of countless British acts, who would otherwise quite possibly have gone undiscovered.

John would frequently play demo tapes, sent in by bands looking for some exposure and dreaming of a record deal. Thanks to him, the Cocteau Twins hooked up with 4AD. Can you imagine what the world would have been like without the Cocteau Twins?

Often, John would invite bands into the BBC studio to record three or four tracks for broadcast on his evening show. Taped recordings of these shows were a favourite with fans and bootleggers alike. Many an album of the so-called Peel Sessions made its way onto the markets of Portobello Road and Camden Town.

In the late eighties, Strange Fruit started to officially release these sessions on vinyl and CD. Some of my favourite bands to feature on the Peel Sessions were The Sisters of Mercy, The Stranglers, That Petrol Emotion, Cocteau Twins, X-Mal Deutschland, Joy Division, New Order, Dead Can Dance, Inspiral Carpets, The Smiths and House of Love, but there are hundreds, if not thousands more.

John was 65, an age I’ll reach in 27 years. The thought leaves me feeling strangely old and mortal. I’ll never forget the sheer love of music that poured from him on each and every one of his shows; nor the tales he told of The Pig (his affectionate name for his wife); nor the times I saw him standing at the back of many a gig in London (where he was twice the age of everyone else there); his sarcastic introductions to artists appearing on Top of the Pops (“Just when you thought pop music was getting boring, here’s Bon Jovi!”); the Festive Fifty at Christmas; etc., etc.

You’ll be missed, John. Your innumerable loyal listeners and the hundreds of bands whose career you launched all owe you an immeasurable debt of gratitude. Your show was literally the only thing about England that I missed when I left for good in 1991.

Wishing you teenage kicks right through the night.

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Sarcasm in the American press: Shock! Horror!

Europeans often tell me that Americans have no appreciation for or even perception of sarcasm. Indeed, I have noticed that many people here will sometimes say, “I was being ironic”, when they wish to indicate that they were attempting to employ sarcasm, not irony, in something they just said.

At the recent SANE 2004 conference, a Frenchman remarked to me how sarcastic my accompanying colleague, Geoff, was and how surprising he found this, coming from an American.

Well, Geoff’s not the only one, as this article about maintaining one’s belief in George Bush demonstrates. Thanks once again to Sarcastic Geoff for this one. It’s nice to see George’s long list of successes so cogently stated, so that we may all admire them and the figure responsible for them.

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Freedom of religion

The British Royal Navy now allows Satanism to be practised on board its vessels.

This seems to have caused quite a stir, which is rather odd, if you consider that the Church of Satan preaches the tenet of vengeance instead of turning the other cheek. That seems closer to the British military’s modern day raison d’être of attacking without provocation, so why the fuss?

Of course, it’s the little horned bloke with the trident in his mitt. God-fearing people have always had a problem with that imagery. If you remove the religious association from the dogma, then it would make for a much more comfortable fit. The Church of Satan just needs some good PR people.

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The worm turns

Even staunch Republicans are abandoning ship now, including Eisenhower’s son.

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