As If By Magic, The Shopkeeper Appeared

What could be lovelier than sitting on the couch, snuggling up to your 21 month old daughter and watching Mr. Benn?

Eloïse has developed quite a fondness for this timeless children’s classic and there’s something genuinely heartwarming about seeing her enjoy the same stories that captivated and thrilled me some thirty-odd years ago.

When she tires of Mr. Benn’s escapades, we also have The Clangers, Bagpuss and Ivor The Engine waiting in the wings.

One of the cool things about children is that they give you a practical excuse to be a child all over again. My irresistible inclination towards nostalgia thus combines with the joy of seeing Eloïse’s intrigued expression, providing a doubly enjoyable thrill.

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Arabian Adventure

One of my New Year’s resolutions this year (well, OK, it’s my only one) is to try to travel more. In a few years’ time, Eloïse will be in school and regular travel will be much harder, so it’s important to cram in as much as we can now, whilst we still have few commitments to tie us down. With that in mind, the aim is to spend at least a quarter of 2007 exploring this great planet.

With the memories of our lovely, relaxing time in Iceland at the beginning of the year still fresh in our mind, we’ve been thinking about where to go next. Both Sarah and I felt a desire to be in a warmer climate, so that pretty much ruled out all of Europe at this time of year. We also didn’t want to plan a really long trip right now, so that ruled out going to Central or South America, most of Africa or (Austral)Asia. After all, if you’re going all that way, you’re going to want to see a whole host of nations.

So, after a little thought, we decided it was time to visit a part of the world that I, in particular, have been drawn to for many years: the Middle East. With much of the region not terribly well-disposed towards westerners at the moment (and who can blame them?), we thought it would be prudent to head down to the Arabian Peninsula for this, our first trip to the area.

Specifically, we’re going to visit just two countries on this trip, namely the United Arab Emirates (a.k.a. الإمارات العربيّة المتّحدة) and Oman (a.k.a. سلطنة عُمان). In fact, we’ll probably visit just two of the emirates of the UAE, Dubai (a.k.a. دب) and Abu Dhabi (a.k.a. أبو ظبي). The bulk of our trip will be to the Sultanate of Oman, as we believe it to be more rugged, more beautiful and less visited, which should hopefully make for more of an authentic adventure experience.

We didn’t want to dither, either, because the regional temperature starts to rise rapidly at the end of March, becoming uncomfortably hot very quickly. For that reason, we’re flying out to Dubai on the 20th of this month, returning a month later.

All we’ve really got booked at the moment is the flight to and from Dubai, plus the last couple of nights of our trip at the world-famous, preposterously luxurious, self-proclaimed seven star Burj Al Arab hotel.

To give you an idea of the kind of pampering I’m talking about, each suite (which is at least 170m2: there aren’t any simple rooms) in this hotel has its own private butler and check-in takes place in your suite: no more ignominious faffing around at the front desk. Other smile-inducing features are a 13 item pillow menu, a laptop with broadband Internet in every suite, a choice of 300 international newspapers, and the ability to arrange with the chef to have a personalised menu served in your suite. They’ll even provide you with a chauffeur-driven Rolls Royce or helicopter transfers to and from the helipad on the roof, although I daresay we can live without either (the amusing image of strapping Eloïse’s car seat onto the back seat of a Rolls Royce notwithstanding).

Heck, we could live without any of this, but we’ve seen and heard so much about the Burj Al Arab over the years, that we just can’t pass up the opportunity to check it out while we’re in the area.

This is as decadent as we’re ever going to get, I swear.

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Democrats Disgraced

You’ve got to hand it to the American Democratic party, when it comes to backbone, they don’t have a vertebra between them.

Tens of thousands of people marched in Washington yesterday against Bush’s illegal war in Iraq. Guess how many of them were Democratic politicians. Any idea? The answer is: one. That’s right, only one of them had the balls to stand up and be counted.

Why not more? you may be wondering. Well, the answer is as simple as it is depressing.

You see, many of those involved with yesterday’s march are calling for Bush to be impeached. After all, he lied to the world in an attempt to morally justify an illegal and bloody war against the people of Iraq, selling it to the gullible American public and his reluctant European allies under the monicker of freedom and democracy, when really it was a quest to secure oil supplies.

That’s pretty despicable, I think, and pretty much everyone I know seems to agree. So, given that this man has disgraced his nation worldwide and contributed to the image of America as a greed-ridden playground bully with more brawn than brain, you’d think his political opposition would be making the most of a demonstration against his continued pursuance of oil for blood, wouldn’t you?

But they’re not. The Democrats don’t want to burn their fingers on calls for Bush’s impeachment. No-one wants to bite off that much political commotion to chew. Perhaps it’s a case of people in glasshouses not wanting to throw stones, but I can’t see it as anything other than what it appears to be at face value: rampant cowardice.

So, whilst the Republicans went all-out to impeach Clinton for the actions of his penis and his lies concerning those actions, the Democrats are not prepared to return the favour for Bush, whose actions have left more than 3000 American soldiers and more than 100,000 Iraqi civilians dead. Whose is the greater crime? I ask you. A man with an errant penis who lied under oath, or a man whose actions have left more than a hundred thousand dead in their wake and rendered the entire world a less safe place to live for all of us?

Don’t get me wrong. I have no respect for Bill Clinton, but the damage he did whilst in office pales into insignificance next to the war crimes perpetrated by Bush and his puppet-masters.

Whilst raging against the Democrats, an honourary mention must, however, be made of Dennis J. Kucinich, the Democratic representative for Ohio, who was the sole Democrat to turn up and even speak out against the bloodshed. Good for him.

But where was Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton?

And where was Senator Barack Obama?

Both of the above are presidential hopefuls for the next general election and yet neither of them has the backbone to stand up for what is right. No, there might be too much of a political backlash to such a gesture. The cynical Democrats know that concepts such as the truth and justice are double-edged swords. They can be used to further one’s own career or, if wielded clumsily or in the wrong situation, can impede that same career. As such, noble concepts become political expedients, just more weapons in the arsenal of hollow rhetoric to which we’ve become so accustomed. Fortitude and integrity are nowhere to be seen.

When you apply this knowledge to the Democratic party as a whole, you quickly realise how the current American government obtained carte blanche for their rampage of terror, torture and bloodshed from the deserts of Afghanistan through the plains of Iraq to the bunkers of Guantanamo Bay.

Sometimes, it’s difficult to know who I despise more, the Republicans or the Democrats. Are the accessories to the crimes not just as guilty as those who perpetrate them?

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The Return Of Unauthenticated Commenting

Some time ago, I turned off the ability of unauthenticated users to comment on entries made to this blog. Registered TypeKey users could still comment, but apparently it was too much trouble for a lot of people to register with this service. After all, who cares about being able to comment on what I say?

Well, in case you do care, I’ve now switched unauthenticated commenting back on and moved to a CAPTCHA-based scheme for distinguishing between human and automated users. If you want to comment on an entry now, you just have to answer a simple question with a one word answer and your comment will be accepted for publication.

Note, however, that if you are a registered TypeKey user, nothing changes. You can continue to post comments as an authenticated user without having to jump through any hoops.

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Data Migration

The migration of our blog data from Berkeley DB to MySQL is now complete and the performance of the site has, as expected, improved somewhat. By how much depends on what you’re doing: reading, commenting, searching, etc.

I’m sure I’ll find a few minor residual glitches here and there over the next few days, but the major work is now complete.

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