Category Archives: Children
The Hypothetical Eleventh Month Fuck-Stop
What a week. Take my advice: If you’ve got young children and you are planning to have more, stop fucking at the start of November and don’t reconvene until January. The timing of late July/early August for being heavily pregnant … Continue reading
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Guten Tag, Sharan (Or Should I Say Buenos Dias?)
Lucas lends a hand with the unveiling of the new car in the showroom. And, with the new car parked outside, sliding doors and a storage system for Eloïse’s diverse stuff manage to compensate somewhat for the loss of her … Continue reading
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Auf Wiedersehen, A6
Someone’s not happy that we’re part-exchanging our car for a new one. I can’t say any of us were very thrilled on this day, to be honest. We said goodbye to our faithful Audi A6 Avant, which had served us … Continue reading
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A Medal For Eloïse
In her first competition and after a nervous, tearful start, Eloïse bags fourth place in a gymnastics competition. Get the full story.
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Birth Pool Dress Rehearsal
Lucas was born in this pool three years ago. Get the full story.
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