{"id":1807,"date":"2010-04-18T15:44:12","date_gmt":"2010-04-18T13:44:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/?p=1807"},"modified":"2010-04-18T15:44:12","modified_gmt":"2010-04-18T13:44:12","slug":"offspring-3-2-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/2010\/04\/offspring-3-2-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"Offspring 3-2 Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For once, I have something more significant to report than the usual claptrap. Significant in this household, anyway, if not to anyone else.<\/p>\n\n<p>For those who haven&#8217;t already guessed (and didn&#8217;t read the title), Sarah is pregnant with our third child, due some time around 9th December. Given past performance, however, the end of November seems a more likely time for the delivery.<\/p>\n\n<p>As in the case of her pregnancy with Lucas, Sarah has joined forces with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moedersvoormoeders.nl\/\">Moeders voor Moeders<\/a>, an organisation that collects the urine of pregnant women and extracts the hormone <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Human_chorionic_gonadotropin\">hCG<\/a> (Human Chorionic Gonadotropin) from it. This is a complex and very expensive procedure, requiring millions of litres of urine to distil just a few grammes of the hormone. The hormone is subsequently used by pharmaceutical companies to manufacture drugs that aid in the treatment of infertility.<\/p>\n\n<p>One in six couples experience reduced fertility and hCG can benefit them. It&#8217;s literally pissed down the toilet during the first four months of pregnancy, so why not pee into cannisters instead and have it put it to good use?<\/p>\n\n<p>We already have most of the things we&#8217;ll need to accommodate another child in our lives: ample m<sup>2<\/sup>; clothes &#8212; if I wanted to make you retch, I might even list <em>big hearts<\/em> (sickly and uncalled for, I know) &#8212; etc., etc. However, with the forthcoming expansion in our ranks, one purchase we won&#8217;t be able to get away from is that of a larger car in 2011; some kind of seven-seater, I suppose. Suggestions in this area are welcome, although I don&#8217;t want to make many concessions to frumpy people-carriers if I can help it.<\/p>\n\n<p>And so begins the process anew of mulling over names, taking the weekly photo of Sarah&#8217;s swelling belly, etc. We&#8217;re old hands at this now.<\/p>\n\n<p>When our third child is born, the small people will outnumber the adults in the family. The balance is tipping in their favour. This may strike you &#8212; and even us, at times &#8212; as the ultimate parental folly, but when the little blighters aren&#8217;t playing up, the joy of having young children around is <s>good<\/s> fantastic; so overwhelming, so emotionally fulfilling, intellectually satisfying and generally indescribably brilliant, in fact, that we&#8217;re simply not ready to be finished with the stage of early childhood development.<\/p>\n\n<p>The profundity of our emotional involvement is such that the decision to have more children isn&#8217;t really a decision at all, if I&#8217;m honest. It&#8217;s impossible to resist, not to want more of that bonding with a newborn, to witness that first smile, be there when your child starts to crawl, walk, utter its first word, etc. Neither of us is ready for the permanence of having completed that stage of life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For once, I have something more significant to report than the usual claptrap. Significant in this household, anyway, if not to anyone else. For those who haven&#8217;t already guessed (and didn&#8217;t read the title), Sarah is pregnant with our third &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/2010\/04\/offspring-3-2-parents\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1807"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1839,"href":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807\/revisions\/1839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/caliban.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}