Who are we, anyway?

He: A short-tempered, atheistic curmudgeon with an interest in technology in general and computing in particular. A free software stalwart, he champions open standards and system transparency. Fuck Apple.

Opinionated, politically aware and idealistic, he loathes US foreign policy and interference in world affairs. In fact, fuck the US, too.

He used to work at Google, but no longer has to.

She: Shy and retiring, but with a mouth that would make a soldier blush. Clubbed over the head and dragged back to His lair, she had no choice but to succumb and bear His children.

They: Too young, illiterate and unspoilt to care about any of this.